>No, I am not making this up. It’s one of the weirdest things I have ever read–my dad somehow found it while looking up patents related to his work… um, which is engineering. Not engineering unicorns–he was as flabbergasted by the results as you might expect.
The killer is not that the patent is for a stuffed toy horse with accessories that make it a unicorn–which seems a bit odd for a patent to begin with–but the fact that the point of it all seems to be the story. The, er, rather eccentrically goofy story. A story with excerpts like this:
“Hi! My name is Sir Whitney. I’m a horse and my colors are all mixed up… My legs are brown and white striped which makes me look like I am wearing shorts and leg warmers.”
…One day, Sir Whitney decided to trot to his favorite field to smell the daisies. “This spot looks comfy,” he snorted as he sat down. “Eeeeeouch! jumpin’ caterpillars!!! what was that?” Hollered Sir Whitney real loudly.
“Great grumbles, can’t anyone get any sleep around here?” squinted Sadie, the groundhog. “What did’ya do to my Hornicorn?”
Also, it kills me every time the applicant refers to the stuffed horse/unicorn as “the fanciful main character.”
Yeah. I read this at my parents’ house this weekend, and ended up laughing so hard I had to sit down. Aren’t Gov Docs great?